JohnnyPolite  

What up, dog.

heya. What's going on?

Not much. I ran into your sister the other day downtown. She offered to blow me for a pack of smokes. Of course, I declined.

...That didn't really happen, did it?

Well, it might've. I kinda zoned out, you know. Bitches, always saying..stuff... I mean, who has time for conversation when you can just pretend you're listening, and think about having sex with them?

...I'm sorry, what?