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I'm sorry, I don't think I'm cool enough to deserve an entire block of text all about me. But koalas. Aren't they something? With their lazy-bear faces and their...koala.
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by JohnnyPolite
5-25-06
Apparently my uncle in Scotland was just arrested for fucking a sheep. Isn't that crazy?
Not really. I should hope anyone fucking a sheep would be arrested.
Har har! I meant more the fact that he was fucking sheep. I guess that's just the way the country works. I'm a city boy, no sheep for me. I'm more into molesting and murdering the homeless.
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Seriously, that's why Canadian winters are so kickass. You can just leave the bodies in snowbanks for the trashmen to collect in the spring.
Ahh, it's like that old expression my grandfather was so fond of: 'Some people have their ashes shot into space, some people get molested and buried in landfills.'
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