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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Squirrel Squash

by JonProctor
4-21-05


	Today at the petrol station my wife drank a whole litre of diesel. She had to go to the doctors and I never saw her since.


	The same thing happened two years ago to me.


	I've never went to sleep since. I cry every night until I look like I pissed the bed.


	I did the same thing apart from the fact that I really did piss the bed and it was my pillow that was covered in tears. I--


	You just squashed my best friend, Asshole!


	Shit! My new jeans'll be covered in squirrel shit and guts!

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