JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Brian 3- series 2

by JonProctor
4-21-05


	Hi, Mick the vet, Mr Tinkles is having a problem with getting his shit out.


	Hand him over and I'll take care of the shitty problem.


	Shit. My ass is itchy again.


	What the fuck did you do, Mick? That man is in the waiting room, now. You have to stop pretending to have experience when you get new jobs!


	I fancy Brad Pitt's goldfish.

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