JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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School play

by JonProctor
4-21-05


	And now, Mrs Fletcher's class will do a paly for you. Presenting, you're children.


	Hey, Mister. I can't find my left testicle. It fell down the toilet when I was on the shitter.


	That might be what hit me in the head when the drain pipe exploded. It knocked me out and I woke up here.


	Psssst. Stick to the script.


	Fuck you, old lady. It's not my fault that you're shagging the janitor!

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