Katiente

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I once cried because I had no shoes, but then I met a man with no feet and I was like "Hey dude, can I have your shoes?"

Starter Pistol Mayhem

by Katiente
10-21-01


	Doctor, I have some premature ejaculation problems.


	Hmm...whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself. Use your starter pistol or something. Come back tomorrow and tell me how it goes.


	So, how did it go when you got home?


	Bad-My wife was waiting, naked, we started to 69, I felt it coming so I fired that pistol, she bit off 3 inches of my dick, shit in my face, & my neighbor came from my closet with his hands up, naked.