Katiente

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Lay Jill or jack off?

by Katiente
10-21-01

An office manager had a big problem, he had to lay an employee off and he didn't know whether it should be Jack or Jill.


	I'll fire whoever came in late this morning...but wait, they both came very early, and at the same time!


	How about whoever took a lunch break this morning...

So he approached Jill with his problem at the end of the day.


	Jill, I have a problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off.


	Well you better jack off because I'm late for my bus.