And then , i jumped over the side of a cliff and swam the entire length of the Amazon to get away from him. Im telling you , i wish i had never found out.
Now Now Mr Bongo. There is nobody here to hurt you. Why dont you just tell me what your problem is , and then we can go back to life as it was.
Im telling you. He KNOWS im here. He has friends in high places. I saw him mountain climbing , and kayaking , and being normal for gods sake.
Youre hysterical for gods sake. Calm down. Just tell me. Who is he. What is it hes done thats so incredibly horrible.
Dont you Understand. GABE BILLINGS IS NOT A COLOSSAL GEEK!
And ill be killing you now to keep that a secret Mr Bongo.