So there i was. All alone. Surrounded by the Dark Lord and his minions. I had the one ring. The one to bind them all in my possession. And i knew he was coming for me.
And suddenly i knew. I knew that neither Legolas or Gandalf or Arwen could help me now. I was on my own. I had to fight the most evil force known to man. Alone.
So i cut deep with my sword into the heart of the beast known as Crabby. And he fell , screaming "I do not suck dick" . And in that moment , i became the Lord of the Brown Rings.
