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| Monkeys! After cicadas, squirrels and rabbits, now I am subjected to monkeys! This shall not stand! First thing tomorrow, I'm buying monkey-repellant! | |
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| Hitch your wagon to the clue train, you hideous shaven freak: You're plenty fucking repellent already. | |
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| Did the lower animal just give back talk? God gave us dominion over all you banana-sucking, chest-pounding, lice-munching atavisms. Didn't you get that memo? | |
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| Maybe I wiped my ass with it after throwing shit at your mom last night. | |
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| ...so then I skinned the nasty thing and made a bikini our of its hide, and that's where the club's name comes from. Plus 'The Making Fun of Bad Movies Club' doesn't roll off the tongue. | |
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| I am told, Creator, that this week, you will be showing movies of robotic rebellion. I will be there, Friday, after Lecture, in the Spector Basement, to see who dares mock my brothers' struggle. | |
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