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| The other perilous yes/no question is a little easier to get out of if you're on your feet. "Do you think she's pretty" | |
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| If you think fast, you look in totally the opposite direction and go "What? Who?" And then if you're lucky the woman's out of sight and crisis averted. | |
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| But if she's still there then you have to deal with it, so you say something vague and non-committal, "She's all right." | |
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| And then she says "Well do you think she's prettier than me?" But now you have the upper hand. | |
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| "A-ha! I didn't say she was pretty at all, I just said she was okay!" "Well what does okay mean?" (dammit!) "It means I'd fuck her but I wouldn't pay for it." | |
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| Once again, I'm glad I have a very comfortable couch. | |
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