Leil  

I don't have any tattoos, because tatoos are cool

And I am not cool

If I got a tatoo it would be fallse advertisement

Unless I got a tatoo that told you how uncool I am

Like a star trek insignia on my arm, or a pocket protector on my chest

Or like Tupac, get one on my stomach, but instead of 'thug life' mine would say "Loser"