Loomis
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Points of interest in my life, basically. Now that the strips are turning a little more surreal, expect kernels of truth instead of lemon-pepper popped-corn goodness.

Loomis is a New Zealand writer with several published short stories, one produced screenplay, and two budding comic strips.

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Loomis vs. The Cast of the Fast Show, Part 5a.

by Loomis
9-08-02


	Good morning, I'm looking to buy a suit.


	Ooh! Very good, sir, very good. Anything in mind for a rugged fellow such as yourself? The scruffy sort, sir? Bohemian? Ooh! Suits you, sir.


	Er, no. I was rather hoping you could suggest something for me.


	Of course I could, sir. Have you tried cunnilingus, sir, or does the moustache tickle them so? Scruffy rugged fellow like yourself. Ooh! Suits you, sir. Ooh!

Continued...


	*Pardon? I meant suit-wise. Could you recommend a suit* for me, please.**


	I bet the ladies are just falling at your feet, aren't they sir? Running their hands through your greasy hair? Grabbing your firm buttocks? Ooh!

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