Loomis
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Points of interest in my life, basically. Now that the strips are turning a little more surreal, expect kernels of truth instead of lemon-pepper popped-corn goodness.

Loomis is a New Zealand writer with several published short stories, one produced screenplay, and two budding comic strips.

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Loomis vs. The Cast of the Fast Show, Part 5b.

by Loomis
9-08-02


	Excuse me? A suit, please.


	Oh, of course, sir. How about this nice black one here. You have a thing for black, don't you sir? Ooh! Suits you, sir. Black leather, sir? Leather masks, sir? Ooh!


	Look here, if you're not going to be helpful, I'll go somewhere else.


	*Just a joke, sir. So the black one it is then, sir? And where will you be wearing this, sir? Will you be with a woman, sir? Ooh! A woman, sir? Ooh! Suits you, sir.*


	Yes, and I'll be taking her out to dinner, and then later we'll be having sex. Is that what you want to hear? That I'll be "giving it to her"?


	*Sir! This is a civilised* shop. There is no call for such smut here! Take your suit, sir, and kindly leave. And sir? Give the lady a stiff one from me, sir. OOH!**

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Loomis
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