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by LordFinisher
8-16-02
THE SECRET IS FINALLY REVEALED! This may be important.
(Lord Finisher) This is killing me - what is it?
(Santa Clause) Ok - this is the secret. My reindeer team is nothing more than a bunch of hot female nymphomaniac metamorphs - they constantly need the sex.
Which it is. Stay freakin' tuned or you'll end up letting your imagination take over.
(Lord Finisher) Wait a goddamned minute here - you're honestly telling me that your team needs to get porked repeatedly?
(Santa Claus) Fuq yeah - the reason why I'm so uppity around Christmas time is because the team is so ecstatic that I don't need to give them anything.
LF finally sees the perfect opportunity - his dreams finally coming true...
(Lord Finisher) Holy flying fuxors... what have I gotten into?
(Santa Claus) Well, I came here to see if you're willing to do me a favor - would you pork my sled team so I can finally get Mrs. Claus off of my ass about giving her some?
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