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by MagFlare
9-26-01
According to Stephen Hawking, we will never learn the secret to time travel; if this discovery were ever made, we'd see tourists from the future living among us.
This got me thinking. Maybe they do live among us-- the trick lies in spotting them.
Such futuristic tourists would have anachronistic technology, and their knowledge of history-- our future-- would allow them to predict new trends in entertainment.
Thousands of years of divergent evolution would likely favor intelligence over height. These factors point to only one possible conclusion...
The Japanese are from the future.
You have exposed our secret, primitive human. Prepare for immolation. Er, I mean-- I like Pokemon!
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