The Adventures of Cthulhu

Author: MagFlare

Date: October 1, 2001

by MagFlare
10-01-01
Hi. I'm the Elder God Cthulhu. I was wondering if there's...
Glaah! Descending... into madness! Non-Euclidean geometry! The eye-- oh, god, the three-lobed eye!
...sigh. Pardon me, but do you know if...
Cyclopean ruins! The charnel stench of eldritch tombs! Brain... shorting out! Ergh... ugh...
It's tough to find a decent family restaurant when your mere presence drives mortals insane.
Yaaaagh! Amorphous monstrosities! Shambling corpses given life through black, forbidden rituals! Must... yaaaagh!