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Seek first the Kingdom...
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| Father, I've changed my mind about joining the priesthood. I just don't think it's my calling. I know my mother had her heart set on it, but that...er...uh... celibacy thing is not gonna work for me. | |
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| I understand son. You must seek God's path for you. I hope this doesn't mean your parents are going to curtail their generous offerings? Remind your dear mother about Bingo this Friday! | |
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When that doesn't pan out, seek the path of righteousness...
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| Oh, holy Maharishi, I seek your spiritual guidance. With this wicked Scorpio disposition, materialistic Taurus moon, my Virgo vanity, and that Pluto about to park in my Fourth House I need some help! | |
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| Only karma can transcend your astrological destiny, my son. You must forsake all flesh, all material pleasure and commit to humanitarian service. Otherwise, you are doomed. | |
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When that fails, seek the path of least resistance...
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| You mean I can lie, cheat, steal, murder, eat, drink and be merry and you'll give me my own territory, an expense account, a new truck and all the babes I can carry? What's the catch? | |
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| Ha! No catch! You'll spend eternity in a tropical paradise! And your mom and dad will be there, along with many interesting folks! You're the kind of special guy we are always looking for! | |
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