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| Jennifer, would ya do me the honor of bein' mah brahd? | |
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| Oh, Johnny. Look at the sahz a that rock! Ah cain't thenk of anythen' betta than hangin' up mah runnin' shoes nexta yours! | |
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| Now, Jennifer. Did you remember to invite your third cousin's second husband? You know he's got a very successful white lightenin' bidness. He'll probably buy you that Waterford punch bowl! | |
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| Yes, Momma. Ah remembered. Heck, Ah invahted ever sangle one on that geneology chart you gave me! | |
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| We are gathered here together...er...By golly, where's the bride? | |
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| Don't worry about it. The Groom's here! Let's get on with the show! We have 2,000 petit fours meltin' over here! | |
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