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by Misfit
6-25-05
Looking for the Real Killers...
Have you heard of any cults on the island? Any dead animals lying around? Anyone with "666" tattoos or pentagrams? Goat heads? Stuff like that?
No, dude. Aruba is cool. I've been here ever since I went AWOL from the Gulf War. The dope here is primo, that's all I know!
Upon further investigation...
There has to be a cult around here somewhere! You must know of some church or secret group that practices bizarre rituals, brainwashing, kidnapping, extortion, and bloody sacrifices! Any voodoo?
I can only think of one church like that around here run by some celebrity ex-patriot. I'll take you there!
I knew it! Eureka! Tom Cruise! Can you help me find a cult? By the way, did you know you resemble a former client of mine?
Welcome to the Aruba Chapter of the Church of Scientology, Mark!
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