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The Joys of Retail: Retail Physics

by Moonfire013
8-05-07

Rule 1: The moment a product is out of stock, is the exact moment a customer will request it.


	Excuse me, where's your christmas wrapping paper?


	Sir, it's July.

Rule 2: On any given day, at least 60% of your customers will be unable to count to 12.


	Ma'am, this is an express line which means it's for customers with 12 items or less. I lost count of your order at 278.

Rule 3: Management is ALWAYS clueless.


	What time does your store close?


	Time?

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