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| I really want to know who comes up with the ideas for feminine product commercials. Whoever you are, I'd like to file a complaint. | |
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| First off you'll never ever catch a heterosexual male discussing things like tampons, feminine itch and odor, or birth control pills. | |
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| and yet the ads always feature a group of men and women hanging out in a public place, laughing and talking at great length about something gross like doucheing. | |
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| as if any woman in the real world would admit, in public, that her snatch smells like old milk. And to go on and pretend that the men would just sit there and listen without vomitting is just stupid. | |
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| And don't even get me started on the Herpes commercials. "I have genital herpes." "but I don't" "and we'd like to keep it that way." There's a visual I'd like to avoid. | |
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| some rotten barnacled clam wedged between the evening news. No thank you. | |
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