... so where do you believe these pains and revulsion towards breastfeeding originate?
Well, I was molested by my uncle Mortimer as a child ...
That may be the source of your problem. You must forgive your uncle Mortimer and yes, yourself. Only then can you reach closure. Now go see the nurse for your prescription.
You know, I never really have forgiven him or myself for what happened. Thanks, Doc!
Awaiting prescription orders ...
More shock therapy! And don't forget the nipple clamps!