... so why do you think your encounters with the opposite sex trigger these flashes of incontinence?
I think it goes back to when my Aunt Matilda baby-sat me. Her food gave me constipation, and then she went overboard with suppositories.
You must disassociate your Aunt Matilda with womankind in general, and a diet higher in fiber content couldn't hurt, either. Now go see the nurse for your prescription.
