Good morning kids, I'm officer Freeman and this is officer Lewbowsky.
Mornin'.
We're here to talk about the dangers of illicit drug use.
That's right. Getting High can be a helluva lot of fun but you don't want to take a fist full of 'ludes and wake up next to a pre-operative transexual do you?
*whispering* Is it me or do these kids look like they're already on something?
*whispering* Perhaps they've just never seen police officers in person before.