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| My girlfriend's dead?! How...how can this be? She was the only thing I loved... | |
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| Hey, chill it out buddy. That's what happens in the game of life. She rolled a 5 and got hit by a bus. I passed go and collected 200 dollars. | |
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| I can't believe this :(. Today was our anniversary. | |
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| Meh, don't worry about it. If she lived, she would've cheated on you two years from now with me. And you would've chopped us both into tiny pieces. I'm gonna go watch TV. Your dreamgirl's out there. | |
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| Hi, I'm Beatrice, your new neighbor. | |
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