Reginald the Bum - Episode I Part II

Author: Offsprung

Date: May 11, 2003

by Offsprung
5-11-03
We now return back to our hero...
That's disgusting, but alas, I already know.
Holy shit! You can read my mind!
Good observation, twat. Now back to business. Let's see...you've broken about every commandment except one. So, why don't you kill people?
Let's just say that I'm too drunk to kill people most of the time.
Well that' good. So anyway, I'm pretty forgiving. I guess I will let you slide. Come on in.
Woo Hoo! I can't wait to fuck one of them holy bitches!