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  OmniMarconi67  
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If variety is the spice of life, then whoever cooked up my brain spoiled the soup.

I think there's more to humor than "poopy" and "cornhole." Which means you might actually have to read more than one sentence in my strips. I know that's a new and frightening concept to some, but it's really not that hard.

Quote of the [arbitrary period of time]: "I love that OmniMarconi managed to about a hundred times as much funny into one panel as biped got in fifteen."--mad_matt

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by OmniMarconi67
6-24-05
What the male says/hears:
It doesn't matter how good looking you are, I'm intoxicated enough to plug a horse. The sooner I strip you down and have my way with you the better!
Oh baby, do me now!
What the female says/hears:
I'm lonely, depressed from my last breakup, and am in denial of the fact that you'll just use me like everyone else has. So I'll pretend to be cautious, but if you say the right things I'm all yours.
My dear, I will be a perfect gentleman as far is it will take me, and though I'll probably vanish from your life after a passionate night of lovemaking, I won't ruin your fantasy of finding true love.
What is actually said:
Hi, I'm Steve. Nice to meet you.
I'm Cindy, nice to meet you too.
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