OmniMarconi67
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If variety is the spice of life, then whoever cooked up my brain spoiled the soup.

I think there's more to humor than "poopy" and "cornhole." Which means you might actually have to read more than one sentence in my strips. I know that's a new and frightening concept to some, but it's really not that hard.

Quote of the [arbitrary period of time]: "I love that OmniMarconi managed to about a hundred times as much funny into one panel as biped got in fifteen."--mad_matt

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How much does your wife love you?

by OmniMarconi67
6-24-05


	"We at Riverside Memorial Hospital regret to inform you that your husband's lab results are just as we feared."


	"He is suffering from a rare form of antropy that affects the muscles around the pelvic area, and left at it's current rate it will kill him in less than 3 weeks."


	"There is, however, one way to cure him."


	"He must continually exercise the affected area, the best way being sex 3 times a day for 6 months."


	Oh, it's my lab results from the hospital! What's it say?


	Sorry honey, you're going to die in 3 weeks.

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