No Gonads, Some Strife

Author: Prufrock

Date: January 17, 2002

by Prufrock
1-17-02
Ohmigod! And then I saw this guy, and he was all like, "This is your life and it's ending one second at a time" and I was like "Ohmigod, weeeeee!"
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Ohmigod! And then I saw this other guy, and he was nailed to a cross, and he said "Into your hands I deliver my spirit," and I was all "Weeeeeeee!"
Now cut that out.
Ohmigod! And then I saw Cthulhu, and he was all like "Ia R'lyeh! Cthulhu f'taghn! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
I can't believe my agent talked me into this.