Prufrock  

Lemme get this straight. I've gone to Hell for making unfunny jokes about Moses?

Exactly! And now you will suffer an eternity of torment!

So why haven't the South Park guys been called down here yet?

...Those little bastards have an eternal contract. Plus my nephew's one of their interns.

You know, I can't believe all those heavy metal bands said you were so cool.

Arrrrrgh!!!