Hey, dad... It's me again. Here for my annual visit to your gravesite...
Boy, what a fucked up year I just had! I lost my job, I lost my home, my wife left me, my kids hate me, and I just got diagnosed with a raging case of anal herpes!
I wonder what advice you'd give to me if you were alive today...
I'd advise you to go buy a twelve-guage shotgun, load it, place the open end of the barrel in your mouth, and pull the trigger, you fucking loser!
