It's me, Mohamed Atta, one of the dumbasses you conned into flying a plane into the World Trade Cen-ter! Don't you recognize me, Osama?
Ah, yes. It's really you. You seem pissed, though...
I AM pissed, fuckface! When I got to Muslim heaven, there were no 73 virgins wait-ing for me. In fact, they don't even allow SEX up there! Plus, the food fucking SUCKS!!
Really?
I'd rather have gone the Christian HELL than Muslim heaven, that's for damn sure!
