Sorry dude I just can't do it. Do you REALLY want to base the future of your party around Sarah Palin? Other than MILF fantasies there's not much there.
*sigh* Yeah. I know. This sucks. I can't believe we've hit this new low.
Careful now. I hear the GOP has been taking out party traitors with satellite mounted death rays.
Yeah. Really funny. I deserve that joke. Maybe we all do. Damn we suck. If only we would....
***BZZZATTT!!***
It always amazes me that people think I'm capable of "joking."
