Governor Palin, I do appreciate the call, but I can't be a Republican, just like I can't be a Democrat. I find both parties flawed. I'm an Independent. A free thinker.
I'm sorry, hun. I have NO idea what you are talking about.
I have a problem with the dedication to an ideology. I have some views that you would call conservative and some progressive or liberal. Most people are like that. You folks hate that.
Now listen here 'Mister Man', if you want to talk to me about politics you need to actually make sense. I have no idea what you are saying.
*sigh* I'd bang you. Show me your titties.
Now we're talking! You sure you aren't a Republican, hun?
