Holy shit. . .According to the TV, Dark Ted is thretening the city with a giant muffin in orbit, poised to hurtle to the ground and make everything sticky and buttery. This is a job for. . .
SATAN! DADDY! SATAN! DADDY!
TIME BISCUT MAN!
I DIG JUICE!
Later after a battle, light supper and heavy petting. . .
My God. . .Dark Ted was so close to absolute victory. Only by shamelessly catering to his dark sexual urges could I avert disaster. It aslo helped that I ate the big muffin.
