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The Dark Secrets of Fast Food Mascots
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Riotmoon
3-08-03
You know Dad, for a long time I've felt like we're different from most families.
How so, son?
Well, there is the whole thing of me being a one-eyed alien and you being and owl in a suit. And my never knowing who my mom is.
*sighs* Well son, I never wanted to tell you this but I gave birth to you myself. Asexual Budding.
"Asexual Budding?" THAT'S the joke?
Yep.
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