Shave my nuts and call me Time Eunuch Man, it's LOMAX! NYPD! What's the trouble, officer?
I'm afraid I have to take you in, Time Biscut Man for "Gross crimes against nature" and a surcharge of "Making several appearances in pointless stripcreator comics."
Damn . . .the MAN has finally caught on to me! Only ONE way out now.
I just don't GET you, Time Biscut Man. You could be doing so MUCH with your powers but you just fuck up the timestream, make apes take over the planet and fuck sheep when no one's looking?