Sometimes, the only way to get over is to see what successful people have done and copy them unmercifully. I wouldn't have beleived it either if I hadn't made it up right now.
I wanna be a famous architect one day. How can I make my mark on the world of architecture?
When you hear the phrase "erect nipples," build a house in the shape of a giant titty. FOR GOD.
I wanna be a doctor. How can I leave my mark on the world of medicine?
Touch me in the morning. Then . . .JUST WALK AWAY, MOTHER.
I want to teach the world how to laugh again. How can I make my mark on the world of laughter?
Tell funnier jokes. And don't threaten to hang people and put a fork in their ass. But mostly the "funnier jokes" thing.
