Somehow, this might be more random than the one where I did dialogue by randomly flipping channels.
You know what I always wanted to see? I always wanted to see that big wheel come off and roll through the audience, killing everyone whilst making that DOOT! DOOT! DOOT! sound
I always wanted to see someone get killed with a Plinko chip. Barker can throw those fuckers like a Ninja, y'know.
I once saw him cut some woman's throat when she fucked up the Shell Game.
I remember that--and he used the shell to smother her screams. I wanked it to that episode.
What I can't figure out is why everyone on the show is old, fat, a soldier, or a college girl with huge tits.
I've always wondered why you see that as a problem, my son.
