Rocketlex2000  

So I was looking over Konami's Japanese site for info on the next Rumble Roses game and I found...

Wait wait wait. You're making a BOARD CITY strip about checking a JAPANESE website for information on RUMBLE ROSES?

Yeah, so?

It's all in the prophesy, man! When these three elements combine in a single place, the excess of Rocketlex-ness will build and transform you into the fabled Uberocketlex.

I AM FEELING A LITTLE DIFFERENT. WHY WASN'T I TOLD ABOUT THIS?

'Cause we kinda wanted to AVOID it getting to this point.