Hello, America. I just wanted to wish you all a safe election on Tuesday. Please make sure to punch the holes fully and double check your touch screens, and so on.
Also make sure all your little trick or treaters do not zig-zag across the streets, and that they wear bright reflective tape. Also make their eyeholes for their masks extra big so they can see.
Okay, Osama. That was a good mike check. We're starting to film for real now.
Finally. Death to the infidel pigs and their Zionist conspiracies!
