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The president briefs the press corps after his decisive victory Tuesday...
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| Mr. President, are we able to harrangue you with insipid questions and pretend it is YOU who are dumb and unaccountable? | |
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| Uh, hell no, and if I catch any of you fools asking me more than one question I'll bust you down to weathergirls. | |
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| Hey, don't take that tone with us! You're just a lame duck now. Let me ask then, how are you planning to bridge the great divide in this nation? | |
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| Ah, that's a less stupid question. Well, I have some captial to start spending, and I thought I would spend some of it hiring a Democrat in charge of White House security. | |
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| Governor Dean, kindly escort this riff-raff off my lawn. I'm going to the ranch. See you in January, bitches. | |
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