You're either emo or gay. And you aren't wearing any makeup.

Author: Screwball

Date: February 15, 2009

by Screwball
2-15-09
Hey, man, did you listen to that Judas Priest song?
Yeah, of course. Not.
Really? Then what were you listening to? Some club mix garbage?
No, you know I only listen to that when I'm drinking. I was too busy listening to my Smashing Pumpkins album. You know, back when they were good.
Look at the sign and tell me what I'm thinking.
"You're a fucking queer."