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So, I've made a decision.

This is going to be crap, I can tell.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Listen to him, going on and on as if anyone cares what he's thinking. He's so boring, he makes Lance Storm look like Sean Hayes.

And since I couldn't make it, I told Dara you'd be happy to come to the orgy in my place.

Ha! Lance Storm looks like Sean Hayes, doesn't he? Wait, let me think about that while he's droning.