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by SoupNazi
12-15-02
Two North Korean preteens working in the N. Korea Nuke Assembly Sweatshop
So we nuke program, bomb all roundeye!
Yes i'm to help nuke be made, lots work do
Because of the way the korean body is made, poor Giangzioizgnuanga sees in this "widescreen", because of the squinty eyes he has.
Yes I we hire lots korean Countor-strie to help set up us bomb keke ^^
Ahh nuke yes, I am see through widescreen -_- keke i cant see what i doing
The North Koreans come to the chilling conclusion that they cannot assemble a real nuclear device because of their eyes... instead they decide to haxor CS with their widescreen ability.
I like shirt you have, look like vaginal disorder i'm have
All of talk about disorder make hungry, me go eat C-S championship kekeke ^_^

 

by SoupNazi
12-15-02
Insults from typical big, scary CS players
The screen reads: Yo bish i'm fuckin' 6'5" straight outta da hood niggz, i'll fuckin clean up on CS and da streetz, ya heard beyotch?
y0 b1tch y0u b3tt3r l15t3n up cuz i'm b0ut t0 sm4ck y0r b1tch a55, gtfo kthx 0r 3l53 i'll c0me t0 y0r h0us3 and r4p3 y0r c4t and f1sh
Behind computer number 1: 7 year old asian girl
kekeke ^^ i'm diaper still, i no potty train keke ^^ i eat lots flie lie
Behind computer number 2: Straight thuggin' 12 year old white kid from upscale suburbia
I get picked on a lot at school, I really have no friends. I like to watch pornography a lot, only male participation though. I last as long in a fight as my hardon while viewing lesbian-enriched film

 

by SoupNazi
12-15-02
Mullet Mark discovers what women want.
Well hey there good lookin', i'd love to give you a mullet ride.
If you want me, you will have to be there 24/7 whenever I need to talk, you have to have money, lots of it. Also you need to be completely sensitive and psychic to my every need.
Using the male adaption of "Tuning out the bitch", Mullet Mark proceeds to ignore Crackwhore Cathy and go pick up the kind of people who really understand men.
Jesus christ, fuck this shit, i'm out.
And furthermore, if i'm not in your thoughts every second you live, i'll kick you on the street! If you ever so much as LOOK at another woman, i'll make your life miserable!
A homosexual journey begins.
Wow, you're one studcake, i'd love to get with that fine piece of ass! You even resemble Vin Diesel, but in a scary, albino, pasty skin tone type of way. Say, you wanna get married?
Ya sure, you look fine for me and my two bald heads. I'll bet you want to know what my right hand is doing, well let's go back to my place and find out.

 

by SoupNazi
12-15-02
Two Taxas UGP members--Trouvist and Solovist--review the checklist for this year's CPL
How's it goin' thar Trouvist? I jussa got me a copy of 98 Degrees' new album, it's got some real bull-soothin' melodies.
Yeehaw Solovist! 10-4 good buddy! We're gonna have a calf-rapin' good time at this years Cyberathlete Professional League LAN
The True Texan Two-some reminisces about past CPL wins, then talks about Dubya.
Yessiree this'll be more fun than the other CPL we won this year! I'm about to saddle mah horse and get the heck outta dodge!
Jeewhiz pal, I remember that dern CPL, the Cattle Prodding League. True Texans like us always win, just like the true Texan won the election for President.
The Texas Two-some's faithful steeds speaking of what's to come
God damn dude, another fucking CPL fest. My back is already broken from damn Trouvist riding me for 4 days straight.
I hear ya. If they get drunk and mistake us for Vin Diesel again, i'm gonna inject myself with Foot and Mouth disease. I mean come on, we need our last openings for things other than sodomy.

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