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Mullet Mark discovers what women want.
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| Well hey there good lookin', i'd love to give you a mullet ride. | |
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| If you want me, you will have to be there 24/7 whenever I need to talk, you have to have money, lots of it. Also you need to be completely sensitive and psychic to my every need. | |
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Using the male adaption of "Tuning out the bitch", Mullet Mark proceeds to ignore Crackwhore Cathy and go pick up the kind of people who really understand men.
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| Jesus christ, fuck this shit, i'm out. | |
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| And furthermore, if i'm not in your thoughts every second you live, i'll kick you on the street! If you ever so much as LOOK at another woman, i'll make your life miserable! | |
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A homosexual journey begins.
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| Wow, you're one studcake, i'd love to get with that fine piece of ass! You even resemble Vin Diesel, but in a scary, albino, pasty skin tone type of way. Say, you wanna get married? | |
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| Ya sure, you look fine for me and my two bald heads. I'll bet you want to know what my right hand is doing, well let's go back to my place and find out. | |
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