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Coffee-induced personality disorders.

by Sw1tchbl8
12-01-02


	Okay: Two questions. One, why the hell have you installed a compartment in a muilti-million pound supercomputer for hoarding the coffee and biscuits?


	Zeze MoD installations never haf enough of ze cupboards.


	Two, why the hell does said compartment need to be bulletproof?


	You haff obviously never had ze intense caffeine cravings. Zey cause raving paranoia unt schizophrenia.


	You still haven't answered my question..


	You just vant zem for yourself don't you! Unt YOU can shut up as vell!

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