Sw1tchbl8

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In the event of an emergency, we will crash into the ground and die. There will be nothing you can do about it. Please enjoy your flight. Sw1tch Airlines: At Least We're Honest.

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by Sw1tchbl8
12-01-02


	Stop that! We knew you aren't insane or else we wouldn't have hired you! and take that stupid grin off your face!


	I'm sorry to say zat ze mad grin is now ein permanent feature. Mein face muscles haff frozen like zis.


	And I know for a fact that you aren't german, either.


	Ah. Sorry. Yes, it's just i find that people don't take me seriously unless I act like a slightly insane foreign genius.


	Do you want to talk about it?


	I haff ein therapist.

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