MISTER FRODO YOU ARE LEAVING HOW SHALL I LIVE IN THE SHIRE WITHOUT YOU
YOU MUST UNDERSTAND SAM IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY THE BURDEN OF THE RING HAS MADE ME AN OUTSIDER IN MY OWN HOME
I WILL GO WITH YOU MISTER FRODO I CAN'T BE WITHOUT YOU HOW CAN I GO ON IN THE SHIRE WITHOUT MY MISTER FRODO
YOU WILL FIND A WAY NOW THAT YOU HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN SOMEONE HAS TO CONTINUE THE STORY WHERE I LEAVE OFF JUST LIKE HOW BILBO LEFT ME TO LEAVE OFF HIS STORY AND
JESUS CHRIST ALL ABOARD THE HMS BABY BOO HOO YOU HAIRFOOTED FAGGOTS